Davy Jones

And no, by “DJ” I don’t mean onetime Kraken dog mascot Davy Jones.

This victim said she had been contacted a month earlier via Skype by a male named 'Davy Jones', who said he had naked videos of her and threatened to share them online.

“Before we even knew that he was available for adoption, we loved Davy Jones, and we would always watch his video on Instagram,” new owner Claire Kozel said.

Do you have a Davy Jones hat festooned with tentacles?

“Where are they going? Davy Jones’s locker,” he said.