ERM

Erm, I mean, boy, is this a good Slate News Quiz.

"I am a predictions genius," was his, erm, somewhat predictable response.

The pitches are just part of a peek at how England are preparing for the now and the future, with an insight into selection, coach education and, erm, designer soil.

Erm, so we need someone to come.

"Erm, I'm not the person to ask," he says.