fiver

"I didn't even check here to be fair. Down there it's a fiver to park, you get a bus - the bus is nice. It's regular," he said.

"No one told us about it. Only had fiver on me. Unfortunately mobile phones don't give out cash," he said.

However, she had suggested her daughter try "offering a fiver for it... which she would not do as it was a charity shop".

He continued: "I'd go into the shop and buy about 10 cans and it would only be a fiver. It was about 90 pence for those cans I'm drinking and now they are £2."

If you were given a fiver every time a government minister parroted the slogan that promises to end migrant channel crossings you would be pretty flush by now.