front row

Because he's delivering his commentary at "front row at Led Zepplin" levels, the brain can even process how preposterous the lie is.

Jessica, 22 and from Mexico, and Cyril, 20 and from the US, had arrived at dawn to secure a front row spot to the funeral mass.

Wark spent more than 30 years presenting the long-running politics show but has remained working at the BBC, continuing to present Radio 4's The Reunion, Start the Week and Front Row on Radio 4.

Among those he blamed was Christopher Lovejoy, a boxer known as “600,” who was present in the front row.

When 600 walked into the courtroom he sat in the front row and said to Henley “How you doing, man?”