Lysol

As Johnny Carson would say; “Wrong, Lysol breath.”

The makers of Clorox and Lysol pleaded with Americans not to inject or ingest their products.

It was spotless like Gran’s house, but instead of smelling Lysol, I caught a whiff of dryer sheets, the summer-breeze kind.

Perhaps subconsciously, Rugna’s captured the anxieties of early pandemic when everyone practiced rituals — wash your hands, knot a bandana around your mouth, spray the mail with Lysol — without any confidence that they’d work.

We bought him more breathable shoes, and he has experimented spraying Lysol in his footwear after use.