Lysol

As Johnny Carson would say; “Wrong, Lysol breath.”

The makers of Clorox and Lysol pleaded with Americans not to inject or ingest their products.

Next to a neat stack of magazines, Cat Fantastic on top, fresh roses sat on the end table, their sweet smell losing against Lysol.

Perhaps subconsciously, Rugna’s captured the anxieties of early pandemic when everyone practiced rituals — wash your hands, knot a bandana around your mouth, spray the mail with Lysol — without any confidence that they’d work.

We bought him more breathable shoes, and he has experimented spraying Lysol in his footwear after use.