mayonnaise

"That’s when mayonnaise, Jell-O and marshmallows all start showing up together. It’s a very brief period, but an unusual one."

For much of my life, mayonnaise had a fixed role.

But what if I told you that mayonnaise, in its full, unapologetic glory, is having a renaissance?

One version of George Foreman had only mayonnaise sandwiches to eat at school.

Embarrassed at living in chronic poverty — his school lunches often were mayonnaise sandwiches — he set out to remedy the situation, shoplifting, intimidating students for their lunch money, mugging people in the street.