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Rhys has been subjected to Shane’s rants for years, and distills his son-in-law’s worldview down to this: “a Satanic liberal orthodoxy whose end goal was to subsume good Christians like Shane into an immoral, one-world socialist nightmare in which people pooped in the wrong bathroom.”

And Bobby Lee quite literally pooped his pants on camera.

We were three middle-aged guys sitting near one another in the warm house with a little decorated Christmas tree, listening to music, Paul watching as we played games, trying to make his family laugh by saying things like “Siri, play ‘I Pooped on Santa’s Lap’ by the Toilet Bowl Cleaners!” and tinkering all day with A.I.

He added, "There's also been a spike in searches for 'frosting near me,' 'induce self coma how to' and 'cried so hard I pooped?'"

“After that I had to clean the house because they pooped everywhere.”