Pratt

Defence barrister Richard Pratt said there would be "little challenge to the evidence" the jury would hear.

Still, I muscled through many days of lessons on how to be a godly woman and treacly prayers read by Chris Pratt.

Even his fake banter with Chris Pratt for their "Fasting Friday" contributions fell flat.

Pratt and Wahlberg did not clear this up for me, but only made it more confusing.

On one hand, there was a lot of self-congratulatory rhetoric, especially offered by Pratt, about how Christians "welcome" hard times and that the faith is not about "how to escape suffering, but how to endure it."