sexless

The parody ad imagines couture for 30-something women as roomy, boxy, drab and sexless.

"Doctor Who was kind of sexless... he's with a beautiful woman all the time and never looks at her sexually. And that's an interesting little chime with a young, gay boy," he said.

We glean that this was a match of undesirables: the timid, sexless guy no girl wanted and the girl too outspoken to be paired.

Bertie’s romantic relations are entirely sexless, 20th-century echoes of courtly love, though throughout the oeuvre he gets engaged to at least six women by my count.

This unfortunate condition — that my lady parts have some morality clause I didn’t sign up for — has left me sexless and single for more years than I care to admit.