Upper East Side

Mary asks Derrick while swiping clothes from a closet at some fabulous Upper East Side soirée.

Only Elsbeth didn’t get the Upper East Side memo, wearing every wild color on earth.

So, in one of the first season’s pivotal episodes, Skinner creates his own version of a “Gossip Girl” Thanksgiving, complete with all of the drama worthy of an Upper East Side holiday — this time, in Idaho.

If that’s what being “escorted” looks like on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, we’ll go solo, thank you.

“This rollout has been nothing short of disastrous,” Julie Menin, a council member from the Upper East Side, said at a hearing this week.